More One Liner Jokes
- There's a specific way the screen door slams that carries all the way to the neighbor's yard, apparently, based on complaints.
- There's a specific brand of quiet the house gets when everyone's actually asleep, rare enough to feel worth noting.
- There's a specific angle the bathroom door needs to be pushed shut, learned only through years of trial and error.
- There's a permanent low hum from the water heater that's become such background noise nobody hears it anymore.
- My phone's storage warning appears right as I try to take the one photo I actually care about capturing.
- There's a specific stretch of hallway that's colder than the rest of the house, for reasons unknown and unexamined.