More One Liner Jokes
- My phone's storage warning appears right as I try to take the one photo I actually care about capturing.
- There's a specific stretch of hallway that's colder than the rest of the house, for reasons unknown and unexamined.
- There's a shelf in the pantry dedicated to spices bought for one recipe, used once, never touched again.
- There's a specific pitch the smoke detector makes right before the battery dies, always at 3am, without exception.
- There's a specific rattle in the dryer that only happens with one particular pair of shoes, discovered through elimination.
- There's a permanent groove worn into the carpet from the same path walked to the fridge every single evening.