More One Liner Jokes
- There's a specific stretch of hallway that's colder than the rest of the house, for reasons unknown and unexamined.
- There's a shelf in the pantry dedicated to spices bought for one recipe, used once, never touched again.
- There's a specific pitch the smoke detector makes right before the battery dies, always at 3am, without exception.
- There's a specific rattle in the dryer that only happens with one particular pair of shoes, discovered through elimination.
- There's a permanent groove worn into the carpet from the same path walked to the fridge every single evening.
- There's a specific way the recliner leans that requires a counterweight of exactly one throw pillow, discovered by accident.