More One Liner Jokes
- There's a specific squeak in my desk chair that's become a reliable early warning system for anyone approaching.
- There's a specific shelf in the fridge door that only holds condiments nobody remembers purchasing or using.
- There's a specific bump in the sidewalk near the mailbox that's tripped every delivery driver at least once.
- The kids' latest chalk drawing on the driveway has survived two rainstorms out of pure stubbornness.
- The garden shed's door has warped just enough that it requires a specific shoulder bump to fully close.
- There's a specific way the car door needs slamming to fully latch, a technique everyone in the family knows but nobody's discussed.