More Adult Humor Jokes
- My wife's patience for my attempts at fixing things myself has a documented and fairly justified expiration date.
- There's an unresolved debate over whether the remote control belongs on the arm of the couch or the coffee table.
- My wife's opinion of my taste in music has, over the years, quietly worn me down into agreeing with her.
- There's a specific look my wife gives when I say 'I have a plan' that combines skepticism with reluctant curiosity.
- My wife's threshold for how many houseguests is 'too many' shrinks dramatically the longer any visit actually runs.
- My wife's memory for which of my stories I've already told at parties remains sharper than my own by a wide margin.