Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock.

Tap: Who's there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce in, it's cold out here!

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Tap: Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting cow wh— MOO!

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Tap: Who's there?

Boo.

Aw, don't cry, it's just a joke.

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Tap: Who's there?

Nobel.

No bell, that's why I knocked.

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Tap: Who's there?

Alpaca.

Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car.

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Tap: Who's there?

Dishes.

Dishes a really bad joke, isn't it?

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Tap: Who's there?

Olive.

Olive you and I miss you already.

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Tap: Who's there?

Wooden shoe.

Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

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Tap: Who's there?

Cargo.

Car go beep beep, that's why I'm laughing.

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Tap: Who's there?

Ice cream.

Ice cream if you don't let me in!

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Tap: Who's there?

Honeydew.

Honeydew you know how much I love you?

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Tap: Who's there?

Tank.

You're welcome.

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Tap: Who's there?

Turnip.

Turnip the music, this is my jam!

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Tap: Who's there?

Justin.

Justin time for dinner, I hope.

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Tap: Who's there?

Little old lady.

I didn't know you could yodel!

Knock knock.

Tap: Who's there?

Interrupting sneeze.

Interrupting sne— ACHOO!

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Tap: Who's there?

Yah.

Glad to see you excited too!

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Tap: Who's there?

Adore.

Adore is between us, can you open it?

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Tap: Who's there?

Beets.

Beets me, I already forgot the punchline.

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Tap: Who's there?

Radio.

Radio not, here I come!

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Tap: Who's there?

Cash.

No thanks, I prefer peanuts.

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Tap: Who's there?

Annie.

Annie body home?

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Tap: Who's there?

Says.

Says me, that's who!

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Tap: Who's there?

Skip.

Skip the small talk, let's eat.

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Tap: Who's there?

Doris.

Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking.

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Tap: Who's there?

Aida.

Aida whole pizza, don't judge me.

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Tap: Who's there?

Wendy.

Wendy bell doesn't work, you knock instead.

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Tap: Who's there?

Sam.

Sam time next week, same joke.

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Tap: Who's there?

Distance.

Distance is too far to keep shouting, let me in.

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Tap: Who's there?

Weir.

Weird question to ask a stranger at the door, isn't it?

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Tap: Who's there?

Butter.

Butter let me in, it's cold out here.

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Tap: Who's there?

Ken.

Ken you let me in already?

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Tap: Who's there?

Ivan.

Ivan to come in, it's freezing.

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Tap: Who's there?

Felix.

Felix-cited to see you!

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Tap: Who's there?

Waddle.

Waddle you do without me?

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Tap: Who's there?

Howard.

Howard I know, you're the one at the door.

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Tap: Who's there?

Duane.

Duane the bathtub, I'm dwowning!

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Tap: Who's there?

Nana.

Nana your business, just let me in.

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Tap: Who's there?

Pecan.

Pecan someone your own size!

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Tap: Who's there?

Hal.

Hal be honest, I forgot why I knocked.

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Tap: Who's there?

Mikey.

Mikey doesn't fit in the lock, can you open up?

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Tap: Who's there?

Water.

Water you waiting for, open up!

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Tap: Who's there?

Ash.

Ash-ually, I forgot what I was going to say.

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Tap: Who's there?

Colleen.

Colleen up your room, it's a disaster in there.

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Tap: Who's there?

Amos.

A mosquito just bit me, can I come in?

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Tap: Who's there?

Norma Lee.

Norma Lee I'd introduce myself properly, but I'm in a rush.

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Tap: Who's there?

Carrie.

Carrie this bag for me, my arms are full.

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Lena.

Lena little closer, I'll tell you a secret.

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Warren.

Warren you gonna let me in, it's raining.

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Tap: Who's there?

Barbie.

Barbie-cue is ready, come and get it.

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Tap: Who's there?

Theodore.

Theodore wasn't open, so I knocked.

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Tap: Who's there?

Kanga.

No, kangaroo, actually.

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Tap: Who's there?

Cecil.

Cecil around, we'll find a table.

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Tap: Who's there?

Ferdie.

Ferdie last time, please open the door.

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Tap: Who's there?

Meyer.

Meyer gosh, is that really the time?

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Tap: Who's there?

Zeke.

Zeke and ye shall find, but first open the door.

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Tap: Who's there?

Otto.

Otto know this joke by now, we've done it twice.

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Tap: Who's there?

Isabel.

Isabel-ieve you're not going to open this door, are you?

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Tap: Who's there?

Gladys.

Gladys finally Friday, aren't you?

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Tap: Who's there?

Vera.

Vera nice to meet you, now let me in.

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Tap: Who's there?

Yvonne.

Yvonne to know if you're going to open this door or not.

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Tap: Who's there?

Erik.

Erik-static I finally found this house, wrong door though.

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Tap: Who's there?

Alaska.

Alaska one more time, are you going to let me in?

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Tap: Who's there?

Esther.

Esther anybody gonna answer this door or what?

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Tap: Who's there?

Hugo.

Hugo ahead, I'll wait right here.

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Freida.

Freida your own devices, you'd never guess.

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Denise.

Denise are what you kneel on, open the door.

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Tap: Who's there?

Pizza.

Pizza mind, I forgot why I'm here.

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Tap: Who's there?

Wendell.

Wendell this joke actually get funny?

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Tap: Who's there?

Butcher.

Butcher best foot forward, this is a big moment.

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Sadie.

Sadie magic word and I'll let you in.

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Ida.

Ida know, I forgot what I came here to say.

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Tap: Who's there?

Gwen.

Gwen are you going to stop asking and let me in?

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Tap: Who's there?

Alfie.

Alfie sorry if this isn't a good time.

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Tap: Who's there?

Marion.

Marion me was the best decision I ever made, open the door.

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Tap: Who's there?

Toby.

Toby fair, this is a pretty good knock-knock joke.

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Tap: Who's there?

Shelby.

Shelby coming round the mountain when she comes.

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Tap: Who's there?

Reed.

Reed between the lines, I'm not leaving until you open up.

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Dexter.

Dexter halls with boughs of holly, wrong season though.

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Norma.

Norma-lly I wouldn't knock twice, but here we are.

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Tap: Who's there?

Ginger.

Ginger-ly opening the door might be a good idea, for both of us.

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Tap: Who's there?

Chester.

Chester minute, I know I have the right address.

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Beulah.

Beulah one who has to answer, I'm just knocking.

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Tap: Who's there?

Winnie.

Winnie are you going to answer the door already?

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Tap: Who's there?

Omar.

Omar goodness, wrong house again.

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Tap: Who's there?

Rupert.

Rupert the wrong number in the phone, wrong door too apparently.

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Tap: Who's there?

Philippa.

Philippa these forms out, I need your signature.

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Tap: Who's there?

Perry.

Perry-aps you should just open the door and see.

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Tap: Who's there?

Herb.

Herb-ally, this is my last knock before I give up.

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Tap: Who's there?

Stella.

Stella waiting out here, you know.

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Tap: Who's there?

Gordon.

Gordon bless you if you don't open this door soon.

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Tap: Who's there?

Delia.

Delia the cards already, we're waiting to play.

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Tap: Who's there?

Vincent.

Vincent you a message an hour ago, did you get it?

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Tap: Who's there?

Everett.

Everett all the snacks already? Slow down.

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Tap: Who's there?

Kenya.

Kenya guess what I brought you? It's not candy, sorry.

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Tap: Who's there?

Bea.

Bea reasonable and let me in already.

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Tap: Who's there?

Amara.

Amara a few minutes late, sorry about that.

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Tap: Who's there?

Simone.

Simone here already answered, wrong door.

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Tap: Who's there?

Wilma.

Wilma knocking ever end, or should I just wait here forever?

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Tap: Who's there?

Jasper.

Jasper minute, let me check if this is the right house.

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Tap: Who's there?

Maddox.

Maddox up your friend for me, wrong door.

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Tap: Who's there?

Prudence.

Prudence a virtue, but so is opening this door.

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Tap: Who's there?

Bruno.

Bruno good reason for this joke, honestly.

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Tap: Who's there?

Fenton.

Fenton around, we're gonna find out.

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Tap: Who's there?

Aurora.

Aurora you gonna open up or just stand there?

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Tap: Who's there?

Percy.

Percy-vere, I've almost found the right joke here.

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Tap: Who's there?

Marlowe.

Marlowe and behold, you finally opened the door.

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Tap: Who's there?

Harriet.

Harriet up, we're going to be late.

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Tap: Who's there?

Lorraine.

Lorraine is coming, better bring an umbrella.

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Tap: Who's there?

Wanda.

Wanda if you're ever going to open this door.

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Tap: Who's there?

Sidney.

Sidney down, we've got a lot to catch up on.

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Tap: Who's there?

Lyle.

Lyle tell you once I'm inside, it's a long story.

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Tap: Who's there?

Rosalind.

Rosalind me twenty bucks, can I have it back?

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Tap: Who's there?

Tobias.

Tobias or not to Tobias, that's not really a question here.

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Tap: Who's there?

Gareth.

Gareth ye all, I've got news.

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Beatrix.

Beatrix are getting harder to come up with, honestly.

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Tap: Who's there?

Rosco.

Rosco's out back if you're looking for him.

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Tap: Who's there?

Clementine.

Clementine to see you, been a while.

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Tap: Who's there?

Desmond.

Desmond of a joke needs a better ending, sorry.

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Tap: Who's there?

Rufus.

Rufus leaking, better call someone.

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Tap: Who's there?

Mabel.

Mabel you should just check who it is next time.

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Tap: Who's there?

Quentin.

Quentin line, I've been here a while.

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Tap: Who's there?

Fitzgerald.

Fitzgerald be honest, that's a mouthful of a name.

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Tap: Who's there?

Bertram.

Bertram-endously glad you finally answered.

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Tap: Who's there?

Prudholm.

Prudholm on, I think I've got the wrong address entirely.

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Tap: Who's there?

Adelaide.

Adelaide the table already, dinner's ready.

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Cornelius.

Cornelius the only vegetable my kids will actually eat.

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Tap: Who's there?

Winifred.

Winifred you'd never ask, but here we are.

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Tap: Who's there?

Peregrine.

Peregrine light means go, you know.

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Thaddeus.

Thaddeus the last time I try a hard name for this joke.

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Tap: Who's there?

Cordelia.

Cordelia think this door is ever going to open?

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Tap: Who's there?

Montgomery.

Montgomery Christmas to you too, bit early I know.

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Barnaby.

Barnaby quiet, someone's trying to sleep.

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Reginald.

Reginald office called, they said take a lunch break.

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Bartholomew.

Bartholomew's got the longest name in this whole joke book.

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Wilhelmina.

Wilhelmina go get the door myself next time.

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Ambrose.

Ambrose to tell you a joke, if you'll let me in.

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Persephone.

Persephone rang and it was for you, ironically.

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Octavia.

Octavia good reason for knocking, actually.

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Tap: Who's there?

Leopold.

Leopold position is getting uncomfortable, let me in.

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Cassius.

Cassius short on time, let's get to the punchline.

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Tobiah.

Tobiah honest, this is the last name I've got left.

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Tap: Who's there?

Marguerite.

Marguerite day for a joke, don't you think?

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Everly.

Everly morning I regret setting this alarm.

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Tap: Who's there?

Emmeline.

Emmeline of people at the coffee shop was unreal today.

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Ignatius.

Ignatius the last knock-knock name I've got in me today.

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Tap: Who's there?

Clementina.

Clementina bit longer for a name, but it's mine.

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Balthazar.

Balthazar last one, I promise, then I'm done.

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Zachariah.

Zachariah long name but a short attention span, let's go.

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Tap: Who's there?

Rosalyn.

Rosalyn the garden needs watering, could you help?

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Tap: Who's there?

Josephine.

Josephine-uinely lost, is this the right street?

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Tap: Who's there?

Percival.

Percival always take the scenic route to the point.

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Tap: Who's there?

Georgiana.

Georgiana wondering when you'd get here, come on in.

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Tap: Who's there?

Wolfgang.

Wolfgang on, I think I hear my phone.

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Tap: Who's there?

Cressida.

Cressida road looked slippery, be careful out there.

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Tap: Who's there?

Hortense.

Hortense situation could really use a laugh right now.

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Tap: Who's there?

Frederica.

Frederica lly need to use your bathroom, it's urgent.

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Tap: Who's there?

Theodora.

Theodora needs oiling, it's making a terrible noise.

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Tap: Who's there?

Millicent.

Millicent me a text saying you'd be late, I never got it.

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Tap: Who's there?

Anastasia.

Anastasia at home tonight sounds perfect, honestly.

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Tap: Who's there?

Fitzwilliam.

Fitzwilliam take a while to say, so I'll just come in.

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Tap: Who's there?

Petunia.

Petunia self, would you open this already?

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Tap: Who's there?

Cuthbert.

Cuthbert my finger trying to open your mailbox.

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Evangeline.

Evangeline for a snack, is that so wrong?

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Guinevere.

Guinevere gonna guess, are you?

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Tap: Who's there?

Bartholomea.

Bartholomea a minute to catch my breath, that's a long walk.

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Cornelia.

Cornelia the door, I brought pizza.

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Beauregard.

Beauregard, that's a lot of syllables for one doorbell.

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Millard.

Millard around here somewhere, have you seen him?

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Rosamund.

Rosamund the corner if you're looking for the mailbox.

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Fenwick.

Fenwick around and find out, as the kids say.

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Sylvester.

Sylvester day I finally fixed that leak, don't jinx it.

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Tap: Who's there?

Prudencia.

Prudencia self, could you spare a cup of sugar?

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Tap: Who's there?

Clarabelle.

Clarabelle doesn't work, that's why I'm knocking.

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Rosencrantz.

Rosencrantz might take a minute, that's a real name.

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Griselda.

Griselda house down the street, wrong one though.

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Cassandra.

Cassandra light, I brought your keys.

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Mortimer.

Mortimer that door creaks, the sooner I'm in.

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Archibald.

Archibald spot is showing, better get a hat.

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Nigel.

Nigel-y believe it, I'm actually early for once.

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Dorothea.

Dorothea best I could with this name, honestly.

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Ferdinand.

Ferdinand out what happened, ask your sister.

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Solomon.

Solomon this street looks exactly the same, hard to find you.

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Prosper.

Prosper-ly speaking, this joke needed more setup.

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Isolde.

Isolde my old car, needed the space in the driveway.

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Ophelia.

Ophelia bit silly asking, but is this the right house?

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Lucretia.

Lucretia comfort you're not, standing out in the rain.

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Ezra.

Ezra anybody actually going to answer, or should I just leave?

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Callum.

Callum crazy, but I think this is the wrong address.

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Silas.

Silas concerned as I am about this whole situation, honestly.

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Genevra.

Genevra going to open up, or is this a standoff?

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Aldous.

Aldous knocking is making my knuckles hurt, let me in.

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Cyrus.

Cyrus this door is going to stay closed forever, I might just go home.

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Basil.

Basil never grow if you don't water it, just saying.

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Roswell.

Roswell, this is taking longer than expected, isn't it?

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Endora.

Endora bell been broken for a while, sorry about that.

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Thaddea.

Thaddea last name I've got, promise this is it.

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Cosmo.

Cosmo the yard already, it's practically a jungle.

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Marcus.

Marcus down as officially, thoroughly confused right now.

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Delphine.

Delphine print on this joke was hard to read, sorry.

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Rufio.

Rufio's leaking again, better grab a bucket.

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Linus.

Linus up already, we're going to be late for the movie.

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Orson.

Orson around, that's what you're doing standing out there.

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Faustina.

Faustina minute there I thought nobody was home.

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Winona.

Winona see you standing there like that again, come in.

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Casimir.

Casimir this door open just a little more?

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Marcellus.

Marcellus me a big favor and open this door.

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Constance.

Constance ly forgetting my keys, that's why I knock.

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Marisol.

Marisol out of gas right down the street, help!

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Theophilus.

Theophilus in the form before you leave, please.

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Guinevere the second.

Guinevere, I promise this is the last one.

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Octavian.

Octavian a decision on dinner would be great, thanks.

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Rosalind the third.

Rosalind, this joke format is getting a workout.

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Aurelius.

Aurelius good time to talk, or is this bad timing?

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Bellamy.

Bellamy doesn't work, so I'm knocking instead.

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Cassiopeia.

Cassiopeia back what you owe me sometime this century?

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Demosthenes.

Demosthenes are the toughest questions I've had all week.

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Guillermo.

Guillermo patient than this, honestly, but here we are.

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Leopoldine.

Leopoldine your last chance before I walk away.

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Maximilian.

Maximilian effort just to get this joke to land.

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Genevieve the elder.

Genevieve, I think we're out of names.

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Hyacinth.

Hyacinth this is a bit of a strange time to visit, but here I am.

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Lucasta.

Lucasta glance at your porch light, it's out.

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Ozymandias.

Ozymandias afraid I've got the wrong address, apologies.

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Philomena.

Philomena's the one who gave me this address, blame her.

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Theodosia.

Theodosia open or should I just wait out here?

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Wilfreda.

Wilfreda afraid this is the wrong house, but hello anyway.

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Marmaduke.

Marmaduke and I are locked out, can you let us in?

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Wendeline.

Wendeline forms are due, I'll wait for your answer.

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Rutherford.

Rutherford this street looks unfamiliar, wrong turn maybe.

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Sigmund.

Sigmund the paper before you leave, please.

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Cuthbertson.

Cuthbertson finally learned to knock properly.

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Prudence the second.

Prudence, we're really stretching these names now.

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Baxter.

Baxter opinion, I still think we should order pizza.

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Tap: Who's there?

Delacroix.

Delacroix down the street just towed my car, help.

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Tap: Who's there?

Zinnia.

Zinnia the mood for a joke, or should I come back later?

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Tap: Who's there?

Aloysius.

Aloysius the right house, I'm fairly confident.

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Tap: Who's there?

Alistair.

Alistair at the ceiling when I can't sleep, works every time.

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Tap: Who's there?

Marisela.

Marisela the deal, I brought donuts for everyone.

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Tap: Who's there?

Radcliffe.

Radcliffe me, I think I've got the wrong floor.

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Ignatia.

Ignatia these forms need signing before Friday.

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Cassian.

Cassian your eyes over this proposal when you get a chance.

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Beauregarde.

Beauregarde, I think I've got the wrong apartment.

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Cordwainer.

Cordwainer minute while I check my messages.

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Tap: Who's there?

Persimmon.

Persimmon around here must know where the exit is.

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Tap: Who's there?

Barnabus.

Barnabus just left, you might catch it at the corner.

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Tap: Who's there?

Rosalinde.

Rosalinde me some sugar, I'm out for the recipe.

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Tap: Who's there?

Josiah.

Josiah standing out here forever, or you gonna let me in?

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Tap: Who's there?

Evangelina.

Evangelina up outside your window, look down.

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Montague.

Montague along with a very specific plan today.

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Tap: Who's there?

Hepzibah.

Hepzibah honest, I've never used this name before.

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Tap: Who's there?

Bartimaeus.

Bartimaeus a bad time, but I'll just wait here.

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Tap: Who's there?

Thomasina.

Thomasina you around here somewhere before, haven't I?

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Tap: Who's there?

Cadence.

Cadence door open a little faster next time?

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Beaumont.

Beaumont this is a weird time to knock, sorry about that.

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Tap: Who's there?

Florentine.

Florentine minutes late, traffic was brutal.

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Tap: Who's there?

Marigold.

Marigold star sticker for answering the door, well done.

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Tap: Who's there?

Nathaniel.

Nathaniel be a good enough reason, right?

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Anselm.

Anselm this is definitely the right house, I checked twice.

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Tap: Who's there?

Sebastiana.

Sebastiana bit worried I've got the wrong floor, honestly.

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Tap: Who's there?

Loretta.

Loretta know if you're home, I'll come back later.

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Tap: Who's there?

Humphrey.

Humphrey parking today, lucky for once.

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Tap: Who's there?

Cleopatra.

Cleopatra minute, I dropped something at the door.

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Tap: Who's there?

Ferdinanda.

Ferdinanda last time, I'm not leaving until you answer.

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Tap: Who's there?

Rudyard.

Rudyard believe how long I've been standing out here.

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Tap: Who's there?

Marcelline.

Marcelline of people at the bakery was worth it, trust me.

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Tap: Who's there?

Lavinia.

Lavinia hurry, can we skip to the punchline?

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Tap: Who's there?

Emmanuelle.

Emmanuelle of trouble if you don't open this soon.

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Tap: Who's there?

Balthasar.

Balthasar the wrong door, I think, sorry about that.

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Tap: Who's there?

Wolfram.

Wolfram this angle, you look like you're expecting someone else.

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Tap: Who's there?

Isadora.

Isadora locked, or is it just stuck?

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Tap: Who's there?

Vespasian.

Vespasian long enough out here, let me in already.

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Tap: Who's there?

Ottoline.

Ottoline forming outside the bakery, better hurry.

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Tap: Who's there?

Callisto.

Callisto see if you're home before I drove all this way.

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Tap: Who's there?

Berengaria.

Berengaria long name today, let's just say hi.

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Grantham.

Grantham a minute, I think I hear my phone.

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Philippine.

Philippine-ished with this joke, I promise, last one.

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Osbert.

Osbert this is a bad time, I can come back.

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Rosemary the second.

Rosemary, we've genuinely used every name we know.

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Cornelius the third.

Cornelius, we're really running out of variations here.

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Ignatius the second.

Ignatius genuinely my last Latin name, I checked.

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Barnabus the second.

Barnabus, we've genuinely run through the whole family tree.

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Winnifred the elder.

Winnifred, this has officially become a whole saga.

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Cassandra the younger.

Cassandra, I think we've officially exhausted this format.

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Reginald the third.

Reginald, at this point we should just wave instead.

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Frobisher.

Frobisher own good, just let me explain.

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Prudholm the second.

Prudholm, this is genuinely the final name in the book.

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Tap: Who's there?

Cadwallader.

Cadwallader believe I finally remembered how to spell that.

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Tap: Who's there?

Featherstone.

Featherstone throw from perfect, but I'll take it.