More Pun Jokes
- I bought a thesaurus. When I got home, all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
- I couldn't work out how locks worked, then it clicked.
- I asked the pet store if they had any talking parrots. The clerk said no, but the parrot in the back cage disagreed loudly.
- I used to be a baker. I kneaded the money, but I couldn't rise to the occasion long-term.
- I told my friend ten jokes to make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did.
- I opened a small business selling origami. It folded within a year.