More Pun Jokes
- I opened a small business selling origami. It folded within a year.
- I bought a broken barometer. No pressure, but it's useless.
- I bought shares in a battery company. They're just not fully charged yet.
- I signed up to be a locksmith. It's a pretty key career move.
- I bought a boat that leaks. Now I own stock in a sinking company.
- I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.