More Pun Jokes
- Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
- I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
- I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.'
- My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
- I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
- I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.