More Pun Jokes
- My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
- I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
- I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
- I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
- I have a fear of speed bumps. But I'm slowly getting over it.
- I used to have a job at a calendar factory. I got fired for taking a couple of days off.