More Pun Jokes
- I bought a ceiling fan and it changed my whole perspective. Literally, everything looks different now.
- I got fired from the calculator factory for pressing my luck.
- I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey. Then I turned myself around. That's what it's all about.
- I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
- A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
- I told my therapist I keep thinking about the past, present, and future. She said that's a tense situation.