More Pun Jokes
- I bought a boat that leaks. Now I own stock in a sinking company.
- I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
- Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
- I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
- I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.'
- My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.