More Workplace Jokes
- The office printer jammed again. At this point it has better attendance issues than half the team.
- I put 'team player' on my resume. What I meant was I've watched a lot of sports alone.
- My email signature says 'Best regards.' My actual regards are more of a shrug.
- My out-of-office reply gets more compliments than my actual work. I'm learning something from that, I just don't know what.
- The company retreat was supposed to build morale. Instead we built a shared understanding that nobody wanted to be there.
- My job description says 'other duties as assigned.' Turns out that's most of the job.