More Workplace Jokes
- My job description says 'other duties as assigned.' Turns out that's most of the job.
- My boss said my attitude needs work. So does the coffee machine, but nobody's fixing that either.
- My badge doesn't open the supply closet anymore. IT says that's 'a feature, not a bug.'
- My inbox has 4,000 unread emails. I've decided that's just how I organize things now.
- My manager scheduled a meeting to discuss why we have too many meetings. It could have been an email.
- The new intern asked what our five-year plan is. We're still working on the five-minute plan.