More Workplace Jokes
- My badge doesn't open the supply closet anymore. IT says that's 'a feature, not a bug.'
- My inbox has 4,000 unread emails. I've decided that's just how I organize things now.
- My manager scheduled a meeting to discuss why we have too many meetings. It could have been an email.
- The new intern asked what our five-year plan is. We're still working on the five-minute plan.
- I set an out-of-office reply for a two-hour dentist appointment. I came back to 90 new emails and zero regrets.
- My job title changed three times this year without my salary noticing.