More Workplace Jokes
- My job title changed three times this year without my salary noticing.
- I finally got promoted to senior. Turns out it just means more meetings with the word 'strategic' in the title.
- I asked for feedback on my presentation. My boss said it had 'a lot of potential,' which is corporate for 'start over.'
- The Wi-Fi went down at the office for ten minutes. I saw three coworkers I forgot existed.
- My performance review said I have 'room to grow.' So does the mold in the office fridge.
- My laptop froze during the big presentation. So did my career, briefly.