More Workplace Jokes
- I asked for feedback on my presentation. My boss said it had 'a lot of potential,' which is corporate for 'start over.'
- The Wi-Fi went down at the office for ten minutes. I saw three coworkers I forgot existed.
- My performance review said I have 'room to grow.' So does the mold in the office fridge.
- My laptop froze during the big presentation. So did my career, briefly.
- I asked to work from home more. My boss said the office needs my 'energy.' I think he means my snack contributions.
- My badge doesn't work on Mondays. Neither do I, if we're being honest.