More Workplace Jokes
- The new intern asked what our five-year plan is. We're still working on the five-minute plan.
- I set an out-of-office reply for a two-hour dentist appointment. I came back to 90 new emails and zero regrets.
- My job title changed three times this year without my salary noticing.
- I finally got promoted to senior. Turns out it just means more meetings with the word 'strategic' in the title.
- I asked for feedback on my presentation. My boss said it had 'a lot of potential,' which is corporate for 'start over.'
- The Wi-Fi went down at the office for ten minutes. I saw three coworkers I forgot existed.