More Workplace Jokes
- My email signature says 'Best regards.' My actual regards are more of a shrug.
- My out-of-office reply gets more compliments than my actual work. I'm learning something from that, I just don't know what.
- The company retreat was supposed to build morale. Instead we built a shared understanding that nobody wanted to be there.
- My job description says 'other duties as assigned.' Turns out that's most of the job.
- My boss said my attitude needs work. So does the coffee machine, but nobody's fixing that either.
- My badge doesn't open the supply closet anymore. IT says that's 'a feature, not a bug.'