More Seasonal Jokes
- The family's spring allergy season kicks off with a synchronized round of sneezing that's become an unofficial tradition.
- The neighborhood's autumn corn maze trip ended with one dad refusing to admit he'd been lost for twenty minutes.
- The family's winter solstice bonfire tradition started as a joke and has now become genuinely non-negotiable.
- The family's Easter egg hunt required a printed map this year after last year's hour-long search for one purple egg.
- The family's Fourth of July watermelon seed spitting contest has escalated into genuine, documented record-keeping.
- The family's summer road trip games rotation has narrowed down to exactly one that doesn't end in an argument.