More Seasonal Jokes
- The family's winter solstice bonfire tradition started as a joke and has now become genuinely non-negotiable.
- The family's Easter egg hunt required a printed map this year after last year's hour-long search for one purple egg.
- The family's Fourth of July watermelon seed spitting contest has escalated into genuine, documented record-keeping.
- The family's summer road trip games rotation has narrowed down to exactly one that doesn't end in an argument.
- The family's holiday fruitcake keeps getting regifted between relatives, unopened, for reasons nobody questions anymore.
- The family's back-to-school photo tradition on the front porch has documented a full decade of height differences.