More Family Jokes
- My daughter said I'm 'the world's most embarrassing dad' at the school pickup line. I waved harder in response.
- I told my wife I'd take up a new hobby this year. So far the hobby is thinking about hobbies.
- My kids caught me dancing badly in the kitchen. Now it's apparently a recurring bit they request by name.
- I told my wife I could hear the ocean in a seashell. She reminded me it was our microwave.
- My son asked if I was ticklish. I said no, then screamed like a smoke alarm for the next ten minutes proving otherwise.
- I told my wife I make all the big decisions in the household. She agreed, since she only handles the ones that actually matter.