More Family Jokes
- I told my wife I make all the big decisions in the household. She agreed, since she only handles the ones that actually matter.
- My daughter drew a family portrait for school. I was depicted as a small stick figure holding a giant coffee cup. Accurate.
- I asked my wife how her day was. She said fine, and I've been decoding that word for fifteen years now.
- My son asked if dads know everything. I told him no, we just refuse to say 'I don't know' in front of children.
- I told my wife she should try to be more assertive. She told me to leave, so I guess it worked.
- My daughter asked if I was ever young. I showed her a photo. She asked who the stranger was.