More Seasonal Jokes
- I tried to make a New Year's toast at midnight. Nobody heard it over the fireworks, which is honestly for the best.
- I tried to trick-or-treat with my kids this year, mostly for the candy. They saw right through my costume as 'concerned parent.'
- I bought a Christmas sweater with real jingle bells sewn in. I've since been asked to leave three separate stores.
- I decided to host Easter this year. The ham was fine. The Easter egg hunt turned into a three-hour search for one lost hard-boiled egg.
- I put together a scavenger hunt for the kids' Easter baskets. By the third clue, I'd forgotten where I hid the fourth one.
- I bought sparklers for the kids this Fourth of July. Within ten minutes, three of them were writing their names in the air and one was crying.