More Seasonal Jokes
- I bought a Christmas sweater with real jingle bells sewn in. I've since been asked to leave three separate stores.
- I decided to host Easter this year. The ham was fine. The Easter egg hunt turned into a three-hour search for one lost hard-boiled egg.
- I put together a scavenger hunt for the kids' Easter baskets. By the third clue, I'd forgotten where I hid the fourth one.
- I bought sparklers for the kids this Fourth of July. Within ten minutes, three of them were writing their names in the air and one was crying.
- I planted a garden for spring. So far I've successfully grown three weeds and a strong sense of failure.
- I planned a summer barbecue for the whole street. It rained the entire day, so we grilled under an umbrella like determined idiots.