More Seasonal Jokes
- I planned a summer barbecue for the whole street. It rained the entire day, so we grilled under an umbrella like determined idiots.
- I sent Valentine's cards to my whole family this year. My wife said it was sweet. My kids asked for money instead.
- I took the kids camping for the first time. We spent more time looking for the tent poles than actually camping.
- I took the family apple picking this fall. We came home with two bags of apples and one very memorable meltdown, mine.
- I got the kids matching Halloween costumes this year. By the time we left the house, one had become 'a ghost who refuses to wear the sheet.'
- I took the kids sledding for the first snow of the year. I fell down more times than they did, and they will never let me forget it.