More Seasonal Jokes
- I took the kids camping for the first time. We spent more time looking for the tent poles than actually camping.
- I took the family apple picking this fall. We came home with two bags of apples and one very memorable meltdown, mine.
- I got the kids matching Halloween costumes this year. By the time we left the house, one had become 'a ghost who refuses to wear the sheet.'
- I took the kids sledding for the first snow of the year. I fell down more times than they did, and they will never let me forget it.
- I organized an egg hunt with actual raw eggs by mistake this Easter. We found out the hard way, several times, on the carpet.
- The graduation ceremony ran two hours long. My son threw his cap, I threw in the towel.