More Seasonal Jokes
- I tried grilling for the first time this summer. The neighbors now associate the smell of smoke with my name specifically.
- I decorated for Mother's Day and forgot my own mother was coming too. The flowers now serve double duty.
- I told my kids we're going camping this weekend, no phones allowed. The silence that followed was its own kind of camping.
- I filled the kids' Christmas stockings with fruit this year. Reviews were mixed, and by mixed I mean unanimous disappointment.
- I set off on a family bike ride this spring. We made it four blocks before someone needed a snack break.
- I bought a pool float shaped like a flamingo this summer. It has more social media presence than I do.