More Seasonal Jokes
- I told my kids we're going camping this weekend, no phones allowed. The silence that followed was its own kind of camping.
- I filled the kids' Christmas stockings with fruit this year. Reviews were mixed, and by mixed I mean unanimous disappointment.
- I set off on a family bike ride this spring. We made it four blocks before someone needed a snack break.
- I bought a pool float shaped like a flamingo this summer. It has more social media presence than I do.
- I bought school supplies a month early this year. My kids have already lost half of them, ahead of schedule.
- I took the kids to the pumpkin patch this fall. We spent an hour finding the perfect pumpkin and thirty seconds carving it wrong.