More Seasonal Jokes
- I took the kids sledding for the first snow of the year. I fell down more times than they did, and they will never let me forget it.
- I organized an egg hunt with actual raw eggs by mistake this Easter. We found out the hard way, several times, on the carpet.
- The graduation ceremony ran two hours long. My son threw his cap, I threw in the towel.
- I tried grilling for the first time this summer. The neighbors now associate the smell of smoke with my name specifically.
- I decorated for Mother's Day and forgot my own mother was coming too. The flowers now serve double duty.
- I told my kids we're going camping this weekend, no phones allowed. The silence that followed was its own kind of camping.