More Seasonal Jokes
- I put together a scavenger hunt for the kids' Easter baskets. By the third clue, I'd forgotten where I hid the fourth one.
- I bought sparklers for the kids this Fourth of July. Within ten minutes, three of them were writing their names in the air and one was crying.
- I planted a garden for spring. So far I've successfully grown three weeds and a strong sense of failure.
- I planned a summer barbecue for the whole street. It rained the entire day, so we grilled under an umbrella like determined idiots.
- I sent Valentine's cards to my whole family this year. My wife said it was sweet. My kids asked for money instead.
- I took the kids camping for the first time. We spent more time looking for the tent poles than actually camping.