More Pun Jokes
- I'm afraid of elevators, so I've been taking steps to avoid them.
- I quit my job at the shoe recycling plant. It was sole-destroying.
- I told my wife I was on a roll today. She reminded me I was talking about the bread.
- I was going to look for my missing watch, but I couldn't find the time.
- The math teacher called in sick. Turns out she had a lot of problems.
- A book just fell on my head. I've only got myshelf to blame.