More Pun Jokes
- A man walked into a bar with a slab of tarmac under his arm and asked for a pint. He said one for the road.
- A termite walks into a bar and asks, is the bar tender here?
- I bought a thesaurus. When I got home, all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
- I couldn't work out how locks worked, then it clicked.
- I asked the pet store if they had any talking parrots. The clerk said no, but the parrot in the back cage disagreed loudly.
- I used to be a baker. I kneaded the money, but I couldn't rise to the occasion long-term.