More Pun Jokes
- The two silkworms had a race. It ended in a tie.
- I used to be a professional fisherman, but the industry had too many fishy characters, so I left it alone.
- The mountain climber finally gave up his career. He said it just wasn't a peak experience anymore.
- I don't trust people who do puzzles. There's something missing about them.
- I got fired from my job as a historian. Apparently I have no future in it.
- I used to be a professional cyclist, but I couldn't handle the pedaling pressure.