More Pun Jokes
- The optometrist said my vision was fine. I still can't find my glasses half the time, which raises questions.
- I applied for a job at the shoe department. It's a good fit so far, at least sizewise.
- My car insurance went up after one small fender bender. Apparently forgiveness has a price, and it's steep.
- I used to be a piano tuner, but I couldn't find the right key for my career.
- I'm reading a book about mazes. I got lost in it.
- I got a job as a projectionist. I really screen well under pressure.