More Pun Jokes
- I got a job as a projectionist. I really screen well under pressure.
- I got a job as a bricklayer. I really built a solid foundation for my career, mostly by accident.
- Somebody stole my mood ring. I still don't know how I feel about it.
- I named my two dogs Timex and Rolex. Watch dogs, both of them.
- Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
- I'm on a seafood diet, which is a running joke in my family that has genuinely lasted three generations now.