More Pun Jokes
- Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
- I'm on a seafood diet, which is a running joke in my family that has genuinely lasted three generations now.
- A ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint. Both crews were marooned.
- I got a discount at the calendar shop. My days were literally numbered, so it seemed fitting.
- I got a discount on curtains. They were on sale, unlike my rods, which are apparently full price everywhere.
- The car radio only picks up two stations now. One plays static, the other plays a talk show about static.