More Pun Jokes
- I got a discount at the calendar shop. My days were literally numbered, so it seemed fitting.
- I got a discount on curtains. They were on sale, unlike my rods, which are apparently full price everywhere.
- The car radio only picks up two stations now. One plays static, the other plays a talk show about static.
- I have a joke about unemployed people, but it doesn't work.
- A man walked into a bar with a slab of tarmac under his arm and asked for a pint. He said one for the road.
- A termite walks into a bar and asks, is the bar tender here?