More Pun Jokes
- The car radio only picks up two stations now. One plays static, the other plays a talk show about static.
- I have a joke about unemployed people, but it doesn't work.
- A man walked into a bar with a slab of tarmac under his arm and asked for a pint. He said one for the road.
- A termite walks into a bar and asks, is the bar tender here?
- I bought a thesaurus. When I got home, all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
- I couldn't work out how locks worked, then it clicked.