More Family Jokes
- My smart speaker keeps adding random items to my shopping list. Apparently we now need seventeen pounds of birdseed.
- I told my son bedtime is bedtime, no exceptions. He negotiated me down to 'one more chapter' within thirty seconds flat.
- I told my barber to surprise me. He said the surprise is I still tip him after what he does to my hairline.
- My daughter asked why I whisper the answer during her homework instead of just telling her. I told her that's called guided learning, technically.
- My son asked why we recycle. I told him it's the closest thing to a superpower I've got, sorting cardboard from plastic.
- I told my daughter I could juggle. Three oranges and one broken lamp later, I've retired from the circus arts permanently.