More Family Jokes
- I bought a robot vacuum. It's the only member of the household that reliably finishes what it starts.
- I told my son a bedtime story about my youth. He fell asleep before the interesting part, mostly because there wasn't one.
- I told my son screen time was limited to one hour a day. He asked if that included the hour I spend watching the game.
- I tried golf for the first time. Turns out I'm excellent at finding water hazards and terrible at everything else.
- I told my daughter allowance requires chores first. She submitted an invoice for services rendered, itemized.
- The dog walked into the kitchen and stared at me like I owed him money. I probably do, in treats.