More Family Jokes
- I told my son screen time was limited to one hour a day. He asked if that included the hour I spend watching the game.
- I tried golf for the first time. Turns out I'm excellent at finding water hazards and terrible at everything else.
- I told my daughter allowance requires chores first. She submitted an invoice for services rendered, itemized.
- The dog walked into the kitchen and stared at me like I owed him money. I probably do, in treats.
- My cat knocked a glass off the table while staring directly at me. I've never felt so disrespected by an animal.
- I finally organized the garage this weekend. It took four hours and resulted in one slightly more organized pile of chaos.