More Family Jokes
- My daughter asked if dads are born knowing dad jokes. I told her it's a slow transformation, like werewolves but with worse timing.
- I asked my wife if she'd still love me if I lost all my hair. She said we'd cross that bridge when we got there. We got there.
- My son asked why I always fall asleep on the couch. I told him it's a highly specialized skill I developed just for him.
- My kids think I invented dad jokes. I've decided not to correct that assumption.
- I told my wife I'd start going to the gym. That was my new year's resolution three years running.
- I told my barber I wanted a shape-up. He said we'd need more than a haircut for that.