More Family Jokes
- My kids asked why I still do the voices when I read bedtime stories. I told them retirement isn't in my contract yet.
- I bought a treadmill last year. It's been an excellent place to hang laundry.
- My daughter said I'm 'the world's most embarrassing dad' at the school pickup line. I waved harder in response.
- I told my wife I'd take up a new hobby this year. So far the hobby is thinking about hobbies.
- My kids caught me dancing badly in the kitchen. Now it's apparently a recurring bit they request by name.
- I told my wife I could hear the ocean in a seashell. She reminded me it was our microwave.