More Seasonal Jokes
- I bought matching pajamas for the whole family this Christmas. Getting everyone to actually wear them was the real holiday miracle.
- I tried to make candy canes from scratch this year. What I made was technically edible, legally speaking.
- I tried to teach my kids the true meaning of Thanksgiving. They mostly learned the true meaning of a food coma.
- I hung the Christmas stockings a little too close to the fireplace this year. The insurance company was very interested in that decision.
- I tried to set off a single firework as a grand finale. The finale was mostly me apologizing to the neighbors.
- I bought a turkey fryer for Thanksgiving. My neighbors now refer to that week as 'the incident.'