More Pun Jokes
- I bought a new pair of running shoes. They're not helping, but at least I look prepared to leave problems behind.
- I'm terrified of negative numbers. I'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
- I asked the librarian for books on failure. She said they never come back.
- The rotation of Earth really makes my day.
- I got a job at the shoe store. It's the sole provider in the family now.
- Velcro. What a rip-off.