More Pun Jokes
- I got a job at the shoe store. It's the sole provider in the family now.
- Velcro. What a rip-off.
- I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
- The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.
- England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
- I used to be a personal trainer. I gave it up, I just didn't have the drive.