More Pun Jokes
- England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
- I used to be a personal trainer. I gave it up, I just didn't have the drive.
- I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
- I invented a new word today: plagiarism.
- I signed up for a marathon on a whim. Turns out enthusiasm doesn't count as training.
- Dentists call their work 'tooth hurty.'