More Pun Jokes
- I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
- I stayed at the hotel with no fourth floor. It really elevated my suspicions.
- I tried to write a joke about paper. It was tearable.
- I bought a new pair of running shoes. They're not helping, but at least I look prepared to leave problems behind.
- I'm terrified of negative numbers. I'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
- I asked the librarian for books on failure. She said they never come back.