More Pun Jokes
- I have a fear of flat-pack furniture. It's called Ikea-phobia.
- I quit my job as a GPS voice actor. I just kept getting lost in my own directions.
- The optometrist said my vision was fine. I still can't find my glasses half the time, which raises questions.
- I applied for a job at the shoe department. It's a good fit so far, at least sizewise.
- My car insurance went up after one small fender bender. Apparently forgiveness has a price, and it's steep.
- I used to be a piano tuner, but I couldn't find the right key for my career.